Funny Script - Shadow and Sonic:

Sonic: -laying down in a tree-

Shadow: -throws a rock at sonic- GET YOUR LAZY BEHIND UP, I WANNA GO TO THE BEACH!

Sonic: But.... I don't like the water.. -made a sad face-

Shadow: But there's gonna be girls.. you know how you love the ladies. -troll face-

Sonic: Ugh fine, just this once...

Shadow: YAY!! -TROLOLOLOL-

-sonic and shadow went to the beach and saw a beautiful woman-

Shadow: DIBS!

Sonic: NO SHE'S MINE!!!!

Shadow: NO SHE'S MINEEEEEEE. I SAW HER FIRST!!

Sonic: Hmph -walks up to the beautiful woman- well hello....

Shadow: -pushed sonic out of the way- I apologize for his behavior.........

Sonic: -tackled shadow- I TOLD YOU, SHE IS MINEEEEEEEE. -getting aggravated-

Beautiful Woman: Haha, sorry guys -showed her wedding ring that was on her hand- I'm married.

Sonic and Shadow: WHAT!!! -mouths drop-